{"product_id":"boom-bitch-get-out-the-way-tee","title":"Boom Bitch, Get Out The Way\" Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBoom Bitch, Get Out The Way\" Tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrepare for takeoff.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e This ain't your grandma's Fourth of July tee. This is the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSocial Degenerates\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e definition of patriotic chaos.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatured in \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eimage.png\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, this crisp white t-shirt lets the world know \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eexactly\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e how you feel about mediocrity and politeness. The center chest features a colossal, three-dimensional graphic. Four vintage-style rockets, wrapped in stars and stripes, are poised for a fiery launch. Below them, in bold, glittering blue letters, is the command: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"BOOM BITCH.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e And just in case they didn't catch the nuance, the final line reads: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"GET OUT THE WAY.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe've captured the absolute energy of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eimage.png\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, from the texture of the stars on the blue letters to the dynamic red star accents.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy You NEED This Shirt:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eZero Fucks Given:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e This is peak degeneracy. A full-on assault on subtlety and politeness.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Ultimate Flex:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e You're not just loud; you're \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eexploding\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. You are the rocket, the explosion, and the subsequent \"get out.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eQuality You Can Feel:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e It's as soft as your ego is large, meaning you'll be comfortable while you dominate the room (and the world).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause \"Red, White, and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFuck You\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\" Was Taken:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e This is the natural evolution of patriotic defiance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShow your true colors.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Grab the \"Boom Bitch, Get Out The Way\" tee and let the chaos commence. Because being a Social Degenerate means embracing the explosion.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Social Degenerates ","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":45181836689477,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":45181836722245,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":45181836755013,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XLarge","offer_id":45181836787781,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":45181836820549,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":45181836853317,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/7808\/6981\/files\/34721B14-324C-42BD-92AB-66EA5D8750EB.jpg?v=1781836898","url":"https:\/\/socialdegenerates.shop\/products\/boom-bitch-get-out-the-way-tee","provider":"Social Degenerates ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}