{"product_id":"longer-lashes-tee-social-degenerates","title":"LONGER LASHES Tee | Social Degenerates","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLONGER LASHES Tee | Social Degenerates\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLook, the lashes are dramatic, but the fuse is short. This tee is for the ones who show up looking like a ten but feeling like a \"don't even try it.\" Featuring a classic vintage pin-up aesthetic with a sharp, modern attitude, it’s the perfect representation of the \"pretty but petty\" lifestyle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s a warning and a flex all in one. If your morning coffee hasn't kicked in and your patience is at an all-time low, let the shirt handle the small talk while you keep looking flawless.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduct Highlights\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAesthetic:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Mid-century retro illustration meets Social Degenerate sarcasm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Clean white-on-black graphic featuring a coffee-sipping pin-up and \"My Lashes are Longer than my Patience\" typography.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Retail-quality unisex fit; looks great tucked into high-waisted denim or worn loose for that \"unbothered\" vibe.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eVibe:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Chic, sarcastic, and elegantly abrasive.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy You Need It\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause maintaining this look takes effort, and you don’t have any energy left for the nonsense. Wear it to the salon, the coffee shop, or whenever you know you're about to be tested.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLashes up. Patience down. Welcome to the After Dark Edition.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Social Degenerates ","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":44919317430341,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":44919317463109,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":44919317495877,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XLarge","offer_id":44919317528645,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":44919317561413,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":44919317594181,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/7808\/6981\/files\/F3360562-1893-42C7-A02C-AE072DF5FAE8.jpg?v=1777232107","url":"https:\/\/socialdegenerates.shop\/products\/longer-lashes-tee-social-degenerates","provider":"Social Degenerates ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}