{"product_id":"no-time-for-pinche-pendejos-vintage-t","title":"No Time For Pinche Pendejos Vintage T","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"No Time For Pinche Pendejos\" Vintage Old English Tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLife is too short to deal with idiots.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen you need your clothing to set boundaries so you don't have to, this tee does the heavy lifting. Zero fluff, zero patience, pure attitude.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing bold Old English typography printed in a deep, bloody crimson, this shirt lets the world know exactly where you stand. Set against a custom, washed-out vintage mustard yellow canvas, it delivers a striking retro streetwear aesthetic with an aggressive modern edge. Complete with our signature \"Social Degenerates\" neon crest down in the corner, it’s the ultimate uniform for protecting your peace—by any means necessary.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy You Need This:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Message:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e A direct, unapologetic statement that keeps the absolute worst vibes at bay.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Font:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Classic Old English lettering rendered in a rich, high-contrast crimson font that demands respect.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Fabric:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Premium vintage-washed yellow cotton with a worn-in, ultra-soft texture that feels like a thrifted grail from day one.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Stamp:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Hits the mark with the neon green and pink Social Degenerates \"Authenticity Over Conformity\" emblem.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSpecs \u0026amp; Care:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 100% Premium Heavyweight Cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Unisex \/ Relaxed, boxy streetwear fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColor:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Vintage Mustard Yellow\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Machine wash cold inside out. Tumble dry low. Wear it when the patience is low and the mood is lower.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eConsider this your walking \"Do Not Disturb\" sign. Lock yours down before they’re gone.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Social Degenerates ","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":45378840395845,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":45378840428613,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":45378840461381,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XLarge","offer_id":45378840494149,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":45378840526917,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":45378840559685,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/7808\/6981\/files\/05AF8BFB-F355-4798-850F-96CC78642C5B.jpg?v=1784514088","url":"https:\/\/socialdegenerates.shop\/products\/no-time-for-pinche-pendejos-vintage-t","provider":"Social Degenerates ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}