The "Heart-Slasher" Anti-Valentine Hoodie

Skip the roses. Embrace the carnage.

Valentine’s Day is for the weak; the Social Degenerates Anti-Valentine Drop is for those who prefer their romance with a side of slasher. We’ve taken the ultimate icon of silent obsession, Michael Myers, and gave him a holiday makeover that would make Haddonfield tremble.

This isn't just a hoodie; it’s a mood. Featuring a massive bleeding broken heart front-and-center, Myers isn't looking for love—he's looking for his next victim. We’ve leveled up the "unbothered" aesthetic with premium red rhinestone glitter drawstring cords that catch the light every time you turn your back on society's expectations.

Product Highlights:

• The Vibe: Dark, abrasive, and strictly Anti-Valentine.

• The Details: Custom red rhinestone glitter hoodie strings for that "blood-diamond" sparkle.

• The Graphics: High-definition Michael Myers "Broken Heart" chest print with blood-splatter knife sleeve hits.

• The Fit: Heavyweight, premium fleece designed to keep you warm while your heart stays cold.

• Limited Edition: Part of the exclusive Anti-Valentine seasonal drop. Once it’s dead, it’s buried.

Stop romanticizing everything. Start wearing your disdain.

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