I WAS THERE FOR THE GEONOSIS UPDATE - Tee

THE "I WAS THERE FOR THE GEONOSIS UPDATE" TEE

Listen up, you absolute sweatlords. If your idea of a productive Saturday is spending 14 hours straight playing Heroes vs. Villains just to emote on a level 5 Anakin, this is the uniform you’ve been waiting for.

We know the drill: the game hasn't seen a content drop since the Stone Age, but you’re still out here carrying your team with a Max Level Bossk. This shirt lets everyone in the Discord call know that you’ve got 1,000+ hours on record and you still haven't touched grass.

WHY YOU NEED THIS IN YOUR LOADOUT:

• The Trinity of Toxicity: Features Iden Versio (the queen of alt-fire spam), Darth Maul (the king of ledging), and Rey (the reason your controls are currently inverted).

• The "Sweat-Wicking" Fabric: Perfect for those high-intensity 4-4 matches where the lobby is more toxic than a Mustafar lava pit.

• Instant Respect (or Fear): Wear this to the grocery store so people know you’re the guy who spends his life-savings on loot boxes (back when that was a thing).

• Vibe: 100% pure, unadulterated nostalgia for a game that EA abandoned faster than your teammates abandon the objective in Galactic Assault.

"Great kid, don't get cocky." Stop camping the spawn menu and just buy the shirt already. May the Force be with you (unless you're a Palpatine main).