LONGER LASHES Tee | Social Degenerates

LONGER LASHES Tee | Social Degenerates

Look, the lashes are dramatic, but the fuse is short. This tee is for the ones who show up looking like a ten but feeling like a "don't even try it." Featuring a classic vintage pin-up aesthetic with a sharp, modern attitude, it’s the perfect representation of the "pretty but petty" lifestyle.

It’s a warning and a flex all in one. If your morning coffee hasn't kicked in and your patience is at an all-time low, let the shirt handle the small talk while you keep looking flawless.

Product Highlights

• Aesthetic: Mid-century retro illustration meets Social Degenerate sarcasm.

• Design: Clean white-on-black graphic featuring a coffee-sipping pin-up and "My Lashes are Longer than my Patience" typography.

• Fit: Retail-quality unisex fit; looks great tucked into high-waisted denim or worn loose for that "unbothered" vibe.

• Vibe: Chic, sarcastic, and elegantly abrasive.

Why You Need It

Because maintaining this look takes effort, and you don’t have any energy left for the nonsense. Wear it to the salon, the coffee shop, or whenever you know you're about to be tested.

Lashes up. Patience down. Welcome to the After Dark Edition.